Tuesday 6 August 2013

Knowing your Penguins







It's not easy telling penguins apart.

If you have just nodded at that statement, then you either work in animal welfare, or have a curious hobby.

So, to help make the transition into the world of plutonium seeking penguins easier, here is a short run-down of your central non-human characters.

Sevac: Leader of the nine adventurers. Dependable, resourceful, no-nonsense. Kind of a scout-leader, just with flippers.

Torac: Sevac's deputy and equally no-nonsense. Cross him at your peril as genetically enlarged or not, having Torac launched at you would hurt.

Henec: Think of any celebrity chef, add flippers and the opportunity to not have to cook wish fish for the first time in ages.

Senik:  A walking bundle of nerves for whom every day is a challenge.

Perec: A joker with a liking for wildlife supplements and plenty of partying. Stick a penguin in the centre of London and tell him not to move - Perec would be the first to disobey. Again, if you have attempted this... seek help!

Elyd: A homesick penguin who spends most of his time in a chest freezer. When he isn't caring for a very special object of course.

Norgid: A penguin with just a slight liking for food. Any food. All food. As much of it as he can get. A rolling roadblock of a fat penguin.

Dara & Nela: Penguin sisters, twins and all round party-animals. Also the youngest members of the group. With a very worrying fascination for Mafia-related films.

And there you have them... nine penguins currently taking up their opening positions in Don's lounge ready for you to join their journey.

Three days and counting...

Coming soon on Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk and to follow on Kindle and other devices.

Flipping Heck! by S.D.Hayes



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